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If you’re offended you’re a punk ass bitch

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@Eve_Priya_Ariel @PawlowskiMario A true Christian, or anyone with class, doesn’t look, speak, or behave like that. And if they do, they repent. The evil in her eyes is gross.

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@iamwandasykes bring back Wanda at Large, please.

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@wave_to_earth It doesn’t let you buy VIP tickets

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@Uber your driver stole my order and when I called her to see if she was okay she told me she wasn’t my driver and hung up then cancelled my order.

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@DalaiLama So what’s supposed to happen next? Are we supposed to forget about it? Doesn’t this have consequences beyond an apology?

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@PokemonGoApp I’m still waiting 😭

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@PokemonGoApp still waiting

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@trishapaytas @Moses_Hacmon How many babies is she having? Not trying to be mean, I didn’t even know she was pregnant

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@ProjectLincoln Maxwell is to Epstein 👀👀

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@ElyKreimendahl Jacked on adderall for a music festival? ….clickbait ….

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@EpicVoiceGuy Idk how we all lose 20+ lbs during divorce? It’s like when they leave, it’s literally taking the weight off of you

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Lol at the business owners that “can’t afford” to pay you a living wage but still pay themselves six figures. Sir, I’m just trying to pay my rent & eat

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@EpicVoiceGuy Life hack: set it to kg so that the number will look less intimidating & fun surprise when you do the math. Congrats on getting started your journey! Keep the momentum going!

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Now I know why old people only where New Balances. These shits are comfortable as f

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@JayySlay_ @JDWilliamsEnt Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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@SbFramesInOrder What the heck

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@LilNasX $kimkillazilla 🌞

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@FitFounder Lol @ free

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Most politicians are just overpaid celebrities these days. I’m not going to @ anyone, you know who you are..