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𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 / also jxdn fan

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[°❀.ೃ࿔* @wurooods]

so this is love

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Men will walk around shirtless, piss in public, and send unsolicited d!ck pictures without shame, but suddenly society loses its mind when a woman breastfeeds her own BABY.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I really hate niggas coz what do you mean I could get one

[ً @prinkasusa]

you are not mad enough.
they ATE the babies.
they R*PED the toddlers.
they TR*FFICKED Pre-teens.
and THEY are the current world leaders.
wake up from your ignorance and care.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The Epstein files are so bad that they gave us a war in the Middle East, $5 gas, hantavirus outbreak, and aliens just to keep us distracted from it

Let that sink in.

[cici 🌸 @blexicanasfff]

team clit make some noise

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I quit weed a month ago, I think it was suppressing the clown. I’m back tweaked out more than ever before.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

They invented a wheelchair for immobile sperms. From forcing their bodies on ours, men are now forcing their imapired sperms on our eggs but Endometriosis and PCOS remain un cured and under researched.

THEY FOUND A CURE FOR BAD SPERMS BEFORE ENDOMETRIOSIS!!!

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

★ HR IS NOT THERE TO PROTECT YOU. THEY ARE THERE TO PROTECT THE COMPANY.
★ DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.
★ FOOD IS NOT A REWARD FOR HARD WORK.
★ DO THE BARE MINIMUM, OR YOU'LL GET REWARDED MORE WORK.
★ EVERYONE IS REPLACEABLE.
★ KEEP THEM EMAILS

[jane @abtonika]

The worst couple you know is gonna recreate this for Halloween this year

[Dave @tufdave]

The family group chat going crazy bout my sister’s pregnancy lmfao

[Terrell Mallory @_Twinndiesel]

I havent seen an episode of this show but Im starting to feel like im missing something special.

[martina martinez @illegalth0t]

Oh my god he’s a bad kisser

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I was today year old when i realize if you pay your credit card 15 days before it's due and again 3 days prior your credit score increases almost twice as fast