Noah Smith

Noah Smith / 米诺安 (he/him). Tufts '19, Johns Hopkins HNC ‘23. Minnesota sports, ultimate frisbee 🥏, Chinese language/politics

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Wolves fans yelling “what’s your country’s GDP” at Luka makes the price of admission worth it 😂😂😂

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Taylor has really sold out can’t believe she made a song about Fortnite smh

[Bonnie Glaser / 葛來儀 @BonnieGlaser]

UPCOMING GMF EVENT: Exposing the PRC’s Distortion of UN General Assembly Resolution 2758 to Press its Claim Over Taiwan. April 29, 2:30 EST. Register here: https://t.co/JJ3FdXDlr7

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

@pretentiouswhat It is the bane of my existence that I share this generic ass name with him…have already been advised multiple times to start using my middle initial 🫣

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Words cannot describe how much I NEED a Naz Reid towel

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Minnesota Timberwolves fans celebrate Naz Reid’s dagger 3.

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

4 beers later, I have never regretted anything more than suggesting taking a sip every time Kamala stands and applauds during the State of the Union

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Spending Valentine’s Day hiding in my room playing video games while my gf hosts a Galentines since I was supposed to be working…peak romance?

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

Towns should’ve been shooting two to win the game

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

That no call on Towns might have been the worst no call I’ve ever seen

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

44 POINTS

THE MOST IN A HALF IN TEAM HISTORY 😮‍💨

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

IGOTITIGOTITIGOTITIGOTITOMGOMGOMG

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Just had a final interview for a job I really really want!! Let the obsessive email checking begin…

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Researching a new laptop on my old laptop to let it know its days are numbered. If anyone has any good laptop recs for gaming + work combo let me know!

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Big win for the Bears big color commentary debut (and likely swan song) for ya boi

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Is this what having a quarterback who can throw the ball feels like???

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

I refuse to believe nationwide polls for various issues because I have never been asked to fill one out

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

Jaren Hall + Justin Jefferson after the bye week is gonna hit like the polar plunge

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

So curious about this - do you think you can tell the difference between different color bell peppers? Did an experiment about this with Ally and Gracie today

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

@alliebear_96 did you ask for it scooped

[Noah Smith @nsmitrick249]

My hot take for the day is that a bunch of the things in “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette are in fact not inherently ironic without previous context