nss-ds.bsky (note: dash not underscore)

Twinja refugee. Never been thirsty online. Music writer and NY 🍕 eater. Shorts antagonist; crocs hater. Mpreg faver. Chance is my Elvis. Hey I'm tweetin here!

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If you ran a music league prompt for “what should the NBA finals promo music be” Berghain would have had like -60

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@judecomputer As a guy who likes to send unsolicited sockline tan pics, I can’t relate to this

[Not Dan Hurley @NotDanHurley]

Someone had to do it.

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Incredible song

https://t.co/nCzEhku5J2

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@BirdLawDS @SighFieri @Katerade The real tragedy here is neither Florida or Oklahoma used the fucking panhandle for the pan handle

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@judecomputer Hot take: desserts are good. I had marjolaine for the first time last year and it was pretty great if you could ignore the pain in your dental fillings

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Everyone likes a really nice carousel

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@CurtisWenis @HamHock42 The weird golf course architecture nerds are trying to figure out how to make a 18 hole layout where it’s basically 6 cloverleafs of 3 holes from the clubhouse so you can hop off after 3, 6, 9, 12, 15, or 18 holes. It also means you can shotgun 6 holes for early tee times.

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@shotofWisky Harsh but fair

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That perfect day when the wife takes the kid to the in-laws

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@CurtisWenis Damn mfer said cutiswenis

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@CurtisWenis @cutiswenis

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@OldBeigeGuy Prime stake gone now

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@CurtisWenis True story, she actually went into labor at MBC. I said can we take a few cases to go and she said yes. Unfottunately the answer to both your questions is no

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@OldBeigeGuy Oh sorry didn’t see this

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@CurtisWenis @DeadheadCaddy I bang for my unbridled joy

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I am beating my face into the steering wheel so hard it is permanently bent

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@OldBeigeGuy Why was I not nominated