🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

@johntylerosborn My uncle would pick me up from school with fake dreads and fake buck teeth. I feel like that says a lot about him 🤣 he lived to embarrass me lol

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

getting an eye exam is so embarrassing. i’m so sorry i don't know what letter that is

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

When it’s finally Friday but you’re to exhausted from the work week to do anything fun 🤩

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

@justscrap805 I beg to differ

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

@Aleessss It’s like I have better taste than that right? Haha

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

This was me. I was like damn did it to myself 😔

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

"my spotify wrapped sucks" bro YOU listened to that music 😭

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

Costco is so bad during the holidays my coworkers and I have a group text for moral support. I haven’t been to hell before but I’ve worked at Costco the week before thanksgiving 😂 @justscrap805 @Jcps805

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

@johntylerosborn Good idea 🥲

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

I am sooo in my head these days it’s miserable sometimes 🤦🏻‍♀️

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

“I’m turned on by a guy that has been working on the car and I have a feeling he might have some issues.”

Don’t they all. Lol

[willby x @willustrating]

kink check, type ‘i’m turned on by’ and let autocorrect reveal ur secrets

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

It truly pisses me off when ppl ask me when I’m having kids. Don’t tempt me I’m spiteful …I won’t have them cause you wouldn’t stfu about it.

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

@justscrap805 When I see you walk into work I know I’m about to get some shit

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

@Aleessss Let’s hope so! 😂

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

To the girl that gasped when I told her I was 28….count your daysss hoe I cannot deal with this lol

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

@justscrap805 Can’t say. Might tell you tomorrow idk

[kley @userkmle]

she's 10, but she deactivate her social media accs when she's not okay.

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

Buying myself a big bowl of pho and eating it alone with my headphones in is the best shit I’ve ever done. So relaxing 😌

[🌼Vanessa (ง •̀_•́)ง @nssa_sal]

Middle ear humor with my mom because she fits people with hearing aids. Lol