Neil Stanley

Entrepreneur & VC based in Dubai

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

JD Vance speaks for far more British people than Keir Starmer does.

[Autophagy @autophagyapp]

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[Autophagy @autophagyapp]

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[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@lucaspatiri_ UGC

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

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[Autophagy @autophagyapp]

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[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@InterstellarUAP It’s a prop from the studio they filmed in 😉

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@ryancarson Hermes for the win

[Richard Ferrer @richferrer]

Dear @owenjonesjourno. As editor of Jewish News, I was appalled by the language my deputy used towards you. There is no excuse for the unnecessary use of a full stop before a coordinating conjunction. The sentence should, of course, have read:

“I am Deputy Editor of Jewish News and I’m respectfully asking you to fuck right off.”

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@vitubrandao @aakashgupta Whoop + Watch (showing off to Jeff 😂)

[Alex Armstrong @Alexarmstrong]

Absolutely brilliant.

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@bulkbiker @DominicFrisby Thanks Mark

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

For me it’s the sound of England Dominic and I had the great privilege to ring the bells at both Bath Abbey and St Michaels Without. Great trivia question did you know that 95% of bell towers globally are located in England? They are also the largest and most dangerous musical instruments in the world!

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Keir Starmer making breakfast

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@MerrynSW Add delusional to the charge sheet

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@DominicFrisby As a former bell ringer myself I’ve never seen bells rung that way. Do you know why they’re doing it that way Dominic?

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

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[Mike Gardner @mikegardner_wb]

BREAKING NEWS: “Starmer denies knowing he was Prime Minister”

Sir Kier Starmer has revealed that no one told him until last Tuesday he won the 2024 election and had become PM.

He told Beth Rigby “I was totally kept in the dark by my officials. I’m really angry about it.”

[Neil Stanley @nstanley]

@nic_carter @scottmelker I love your challenging approach and deep analysis Nic, but you undermine you whole credibility by describing the man cited in the White Paper that way. I hope you will consider apologising.