gonna live forever

I don’t give a care

[Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement]

This is all free in NZ

[Warren @swd2]

This guy is pure evil but in a good way 😂

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

"What you're telling me is, you don't mind infringing free speech to protect children from this amorphous thing you think of, but when it comes to children that have died, you don't give a flying f*ck."

Jon Stewart is a national treasure.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Alshon Jeffery still holds the all-time greatest interview before a Super Bowl

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

As the year comes to a close, let’s take a moment to remember Rich Strike, at 82-1 odds, heading into the final turn of the Kentucky Derby in 17th place and then inexplicably channeling his inner Secretariat.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

LEGEND!!!!

[gonna live forever @NStrobes22]

Rick has a rivalry with Paul. Calvin has a rivalry w Paul. Paul has a rivalry w James���.. Throwing shade does not denote a rivalry, competitive play does, and you’re not even close. Stay grinding Brodie

[Brodie Smith @Brodiesmith21]

A little rivalry in disc golf isn’t a bad thing. I’m always down to spice it up.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo
accident.

They put me in the ICU.

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

person behind deli counter: do you want a 6 inch or footlong hoagie

me:

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

cant rat on the kid after putting that much effort in

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

[Giulio Mattioli @giulio_mattioli]

Can't be said enough

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

mother’s day cards: you raised me ♥️ you cooked for me 😋 you loved me 🥰

father’s day cards: happy birthday or whatever, fart idiot