Steve Wood

[Steve Wood @nswf]

Forget Libya. I'm thinkin' if Obamer wants a bump in the polls he can just invade Canada. #whereTheRealExpansionIs

[Steve Wood @nswf]

Hmm... can't think of a tagline. http://scifiwire.com/assets_c/2009/07/Anderson_UFO_pic-thumb-450x338-21209.jpg

[Steve Wood @nswf]

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/270186_f520.jpg for President?

[Steve Wood @nswf]

Maybe someone like this. http://www.deludeddiva.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dumb_blonde.jpg

[Steve Wood @nswf]

now wants an "Any Good Looking Woman for President in 2012" bumper sticker

[Steve Wood @nswf]

My review of the Internet. Facebook #fail. Google #fail. Microsoft+Apple #fail. Twitter+Drudge=Interesting. No time for much else.

[Steve Wood @nswf]

wants a women in the white house if I can experience the novelty of being the first one to knock up The President. #shedBetterBeGoodLooking

[Steve Wood @nswf]

racism is a concept that is subjective to (and perhaps perceived proportionately to) your own levels of insecurity.

[Steve Wood @nswf]

and and and and and and and woops too many ands

[Steve Wood @nswf]

@andylevy Google II The search to avoid antitrust and and lame 8 digit lawsuits #soManyDestroyedSmallBusinesses

[Steve Wood @nswf]

One gal, I forgot her name, had long fingernails. Ouch. She made up for it though. #myFirstKoreanChick ohhhhhhhbaby!

[Steve Wood @nswf]

BTW I've ended up sleeping with 2 out of 7 women who have slapped me. That's my track record so far anyway.

[Steve Wood @nswf]

but that since she was a blonde I'd be happy to attend to her. I got slapped. Again. Oh well. What a great day!

[Steve Wood @nswf]

A limey chick told me she had 2 go 2 the Lou on the airplane today. I told her she shouldn't treat her husband that way...

[Steve Wood @nswf]

Scott Lago is such a great role model. http://tinyurl.com/yz8kkyh
OK get down on your knees all good girls!

[Steve Wood @nswf]

Tiger Wood's self-respect just went down the toilet today. He should have said, "I like to boink boink and that's the way I am."

[Steve Wood @nswf]

A gr8 advantage of old cars is the bench seat. The tradeoff is the big, hard steering wheel, which sometimes Amy hits her cheek on.

[Steve Wood @nswf]

is not sure blondes are dumber than the others since some do try so hard to be dumb.

[Steve Wood @nswf]

Redheads IMHO look better with their clothes on but are just as soft and cuddly with the lights off.

[Steve Wood @nswf]

@electricvixen is almost as pretty as asians.