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When your man cheats on you and you act devastated yet your relationship started bc you were the side bitch. Remember those feelings bc you made someone else feel exactly like that.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

girls go on twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

[Alex ひ @ab6_hunnid]

be her peace bro, she already can’t see without her glasses

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I do not understand why my hands are always 3 shades darker than the rest of my body.

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@meganhakel3 He just jealous he doesn’t even have a 2” between his legs yet.

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@meganhakel3 Who said it? Lemme at em

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I don’t even say hi to guys anymore. I just say “give me attention :)”

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I want to foster a dog so bad but I know that it would not be the best situation for me :(

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Is anyone looking for a sweet dog? I would love to find her a home! She needs lots of patience as she’s super timid.

[☁️ 𝓔𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓮 @Elise_Michelle]

Real

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At some point this year I’ll have both my besties in the same city and I’m so excited.

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Having a 4 hour time difference between me and kacey really sucks.

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I love my dog so much. High key obsessed.

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My hair is long, blonde, and healthy. It took YEARS to get this but I was patient and trusted the process. Now if I could do have this mentality with my body

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Jersey shore theme night is definitely a good time.

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I love driving on sheets of ice and in snow ruts.

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I try so hard to like cold brew from the store but they are all trash. Every single one.

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@Miayakins And ignored one text from me.

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I love detailing day for my truck. Makes me feel like I’m getting a new truck.

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I need a continuous thread of my voicemails to Miaya.

[andrew behner @andyb03]

Its my moment! Cmon packers fam, help a boy from North Pole Alaska get a jersey from his favorite player! @_SmashAmos31 @JerseyFlock