Nathan Banker

Why would anyone find my life so interesting that they would follow me? Oh well, I tweet once in a while.

[The Spanish Football Podcast @tsf_podcast]

“Put your hands away you f**king idiots” https://t.co/JkZYgb7XJh

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

Every year I get my W-2 and think about getting married because I'm paying so much in taxes filing as single

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

@innercitypress The judge, while sentencing 6ix9ine IN COURT, just said: "I appreciated the memes."

What a bizarre case.

[The Pickle @sportspickle]

Arizona didn't let Detroit score on its first possession. Looks like Kliff Kingsbury's system isn't in yet.

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

Oh snap. Right next to me, ok

[Travis Meyer @newson6wxguy]

*Approximate* path of this morning's tornado impacting Sapulpa, Jenks, Tulsa, and BA.

*It may not have been on the ground continuously along this entire path*. It looks like we had a mixture of tornado damage and straight-line wind damage along this path. #OKwx @NewsOn6

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

What are birds even doing? Like. When you see one bird. Where’s the little guy goin? And why? Do they have little bird jobs?...... Holy shit....... is there bird money? I’m gonna take a nap.

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

@SophieT I’m in the crypt can we order pizza

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

With The Bachelor finale happening (I think?), I just want to point out again that Corrine from a few years back was the best contestant ever. #TeamCorn

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

It’s officially let’s talk about playing 9 after work since we have daylight but rarely (if ever) doing it szn

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

My Amazon purchase today was toilet paper (Charmin ultra strong or bust), light bulbs, and deodorant. #Washed

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

@DarthWestbrook Credit karma tax is where it's at. You can itemize for free. I will die on this hill.

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

@BigPapaRiggs

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

Today I told my dog we had to stop playing fetch and go inside because I have to finish doing my taxes. I've never felt so old in my life.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

CLAIM: President Trump said large, organized caravans of Central Americans are on the march to the United States.
FACT: The Johnny Cash song "A Boy Named Sue" was written by children's author Shel Silverstein.

#TDSFactCheck #SOTU

[Trump Sniff Counter @TrumpSniffCount]

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[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

@KingTutTheFifth @codyjohnson @ShaneSmithMusic @jonwolfe @RandyRogersBand I've got major beef with CJ's new album. He's more cookie cutter than Aaron Watson now.

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

Self checkouts should have a "only under 40 years old" lane

[The Pickle @sportspickle]

In two weeks, Tom Brady can tie Jim Kelly for the all-time record for lost Super Bowls by a quarterback. Could be his last shot. Lots of pressure, but I wish him the best.

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

What it's like having conservative parents..I had two beers at dinner on vacation. My dad told me I can't get sick because I drank enough alcohol to kill any germs.

[Nathan Banker @ntbanker]

I checked my dog into the doggie hotel on Tuesday and they haven't posted a picture of him on Insta yet. #MiddleClassYuppieProblems