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24. Chicago. She/They. CCPA Roosevelt MT '20 Singer/Songwriter. CashApp: $NatalieCarioti 💛

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We don’t talk about Stanley Tucci enough

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(Chap)Hall and (R)Oats

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Me: who’s more mentally ill - Zak Bagans or Sleep Token
@jenlolk : yes

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Ok but if @VW released a new Volkswagen van right now - I would buy instantly just sayin

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“We’re measuring the hole” - @jenlolk

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Also someone sell me MUNA tickets for salt shed pls

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Is anyone ~selling~ a ticket to KP/RF in Bloomington tmo? Wanna see if anyone’s tryna get rid of one before I buy one

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@jenlolk I did see some dirt!!

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@marandarandy28 1) I don’t hate you
2) sadly you are correct, that is very hot girl of you

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I just watched legally blonde and then immediately started it over again I’m so mentally ill

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@_skypiea__ … are you actually saying that a woman who has a hysterectomy is no longer a woman?

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Saw some great graffiti on the way to work today - call that the unhappy meal

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“If you’re talking about titties while you’re drunk you’re probably gay.” -Sara

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I’m just a frog in a human world

[Alyssa - Sully Clay @sully_clay]

Your valentine doesn’t want flowers, they want chocolate frogs

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@ItsMaggie_S If anyone doesn’t that’s a red flag

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@brendancherie Same especially because I am elderly and cannot figure out tiktok to save my life so I’ve just accepted I will have no music career 🙃

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“I can’t breathe by Jordan Sparks?” -Jake