Ntenochuwe Patrick

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

Shadrach, Meshach and God abeg nyem ego.

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

○ buying books because you love reading
○ buying books to support artists
◉ buying books to feel something, then hoarding them like a dragon guarding its unread treasure.

[Jos Paws 🐶 @being_ade]

Before before if girl say prove your love, na just kiss you go kiss am o!!🥲

[Taiocol @taiocol]

From dusk to dawn, I keep chasing the promise of a new and better day.

📍Calabar

[rae_timzy @omo_Akinbile]

I’m either in school, going to school, coming home from school, resting for school, getting ready for school or thinking about school

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

So I’ve struggled with this for a while, because Cornrows are essentially corn columns, but I don’t know.

[slvck @_slcvk]

Having a low quality camera will make you keep your life so private 😭💔

[Precious // The Nations Father 🦅 @Baba_Shawn_II]

Nepotize me lord.

Galvanize me with the garment of nepotism 🧎‍♂️‍➡️

[rae_timzy @omo_Akinbile]

I don’t want to relate to all these things again

God please don’t let me die in Ojuelegba

[Ntenochuwe Patrick @NtenPatrick]

Just Viv

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Every cat is a little celebrity to me

[𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐲𝐗 @Adio_dan]

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don't fancy nonsense is important.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

Open a gym and employ instructors that will go from door to door to tell people about the benefits of joining it.

Call it Jehovah's Fitness.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

"Why are you always inside?"
— African parents who raised you indoors 💀

[Chief Ene 🏳️‍🌈✊🏾 @_Ojonya]

The concept of Africans eating 3 meals a day, is post colonial.
In pre colonial Africa, people ate whenever they were hungry.
In one of the letters from the English to their missionaries in Congo, the sender spoke of how the negro mind had no proper perception of time and if they were going to get them to work properly, they must introduce a system that stamps time as something to be feared, revered, and calculated.

One of the many ways they did this, was removing the access to meals and fixing it at different points of the sun.

I have a physical paper of this in my house in Jos, when next I travel home, I’ll post it.

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[Chiamaka| The Virtual Assistant @BigLily_C]

Nigerian client : Please dont use ChatGPT while working with me

International clients: Do you know how to use ChatGPT very well ?

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

A Nigerian politician will condemn everything when in opposition but once they get to power will do the same thing they condemn. The interesting thing is their followers will condemn with them and support with them with no logical and rational thinking of their own.