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making it to the writers room

[َ @ntfIix]

pretty accurate.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Once you pass 26 without a serious partner, it’s basically game over.

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

love island ending feels like daylights saving where u finally get an extra hour of ur day back omg

[miia @miiagarro]

only time i believe a man is when he tells me that i'm pretty

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

The men on this season of love island the type to have birthday photoshoots

[taiwo @taiwo2turnt]

Tbh I love making a new friend so much like I love friendship

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u are trying to spell a big word but ur phone is just as dumb as u

[Na Na 💅🏽 @Nanamaxamed]

She use to be a demon. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#loveislandusa https://t.co/nIEZeez9pL

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

told my boyfriend the cashier at Target was a bitch and he said “was it at self checkout”

[bambi🌟 @urbambi_1]

i need kayda to name 5 romantic things zach has done for her

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[َ @ungodlywests]

“my first day I didn’t have nobody behind my door. here in casa? I got aura” -grown ass man with dick n balls

[Ruthy @RuthyVibez]

I’ve never disliked an islander more than Sincere. He’s sitting there w/Melanie not telling her the whole story making it seem like Sol was just mad & cussing him out. Tell her how you lied to Sol and led her on, how she told you if you wanted Melanie you could’ve just said it.

[Ruthy @RuthyVibez]

Can they send Ace in this season of Love Island. Im tired of these islanders. They need a drill sergeant.

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

& if a nigga ever said I blew his phone up, on my life he is not lying

[cam is carniya pilled 🫧 @seodilf]

two dumb bitches telling each other “exactly”

[shadon @pvrekhs]

zach keep it cute on trinity before i make this your future.

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car