Strawpage Dirk™️

Grown man in his 20s on Homestuck Twitter.
Now on both Strawpage and Not-Strawpage.

[Strawpage Dirk™️ @nthsplinter]

Yeah, that's an appropriately narcissistic setup. where doing it man

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@pioneer_ten This is so touching, thank you. I think this is a good spot for something so sentimental.

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Well, now.
Any self deprecating humor that I'd love to lean on at a moment of sincerity such as this aside, I'd like to say thanks to whoever's stuck around long enough to see this post get made, despite the extensive absences (plural).
It says here you're a, quote, "real one".

[officer cringe @pioneer_ten]

@nthsplinter I cant believe you're one

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@psinamien 365 whole days. That's just absurd. Thank you, though.

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@cdromalt Dear god. Should anyone be around for the turn of the Dirk Century™ you'll be entitled to the most exorbitant of financial compensations.

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@luna_mp3 It's been too long, Burger Jesus.

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@strawpageterezi Much obliged.

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@LUV_FRESHY Thanks, means a lot to reach such an exclusive milestone.

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@wgj4kpilled Anyway,

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@strawpagekarkat Don't worry, you can count on me to very narrowly meet deadlines by the thinnest of margins. Looking forward to yours and Dave's should you decide to cook something up for the occasion.

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@wgj4kpilled I'll pretend I didn't see that.

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@wgj4kpilled What the hell, sure.

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@wgj4kpilled I appreciate the inclusion of the turkey. Really fills the space out nicely.

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@strawpagekarkat God al-fucking-mighty tell me about it, it's gonna take me another year just to process this one. You've been crushing it the whole time though. Mad props.

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@wgj4kpilled Huge. We can share a cheap and shitty store bought cake about it.

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@coolk1dblogs Hey, quality over quantity and all that.

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@jupitericym00n There are multiple tears in my eyes right now. This is high art.

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Should probably check my messages sometime soon lest I have my entire-character-defining title stripped from me permanently. You hate to see that.

[officer cringe @pioneer_ten]

@nthsplinter I am a straw page dirk follower and this is my gimmick

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@coolk1dblogs It's a harsh environment to survive in for the chronic procrastinator.
Not that that's either of us, of course. We would never.

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@Girlcuddlemess No one ever talks about 11/9. What's that about, man?