Nick Timmer

Software Engineer

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Cooooop rising up the ranks

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Justice Department is admitting that a $14 million renovation on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was flawed, and is dropping the criminal case against a former Olympian that accused him of damaging the pool, according to a new court filing. https://t.co/ZvFnQUocq4

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

A note to my friends who still back Trump:

I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.

Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.

And the green water?

A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.

Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.

That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.

The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.

Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.

Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.

Prove them wrong.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Trump, last month: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut the Reflecting Pool. So strong."

[Nick Timmer @ntimmer96]

@NFL_DovKleiman L

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This week alone:

DOJ opens an investigation into the woman Trump raped.

The White House is caught steering a $620 million contract to Don Jr.’s firm.

The Pentagon hands out a $10 billion contract after Trump buys stock in the company.

Foreign governments are caught funneling hundreds of millions into a random JPMorgan account tied to Trump’s “Board of Peace” with no oversight.

It’s just Thursday.

The corruption isn’t hidden anymore. It’s happening out in the open.

[USDA Forest Service @forestservice]

From soaring eagles to curious seals, national forests and grasslands provide essential habitat for thousands of species. Protecting wildlife means protecting the ecosystems that sustain us all. #NationalWildlifeWeek (Forest Service photos.)

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

25TH AMENDMENT!!!
Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization.
This is evil and madness.

[AVY3N, B.S. @avy3n]

“changes plays to an excessive degree”

this a playoff game btw

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

Reminder that Democrats introduced seven bills to fund the TSA and Republicans blocked every single one of them.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: As Trump continues to deploy US troops to the Middle East to fight a foreign war with Iran, as gas prices shoot through the roof, and as we are seeing horrific job losses, Donald Trump is playing golf with his billionaire friends in the comfort of his own home, while the Epstein files remain hidden.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

American soldiers are dead and all they think about is how this makes Trump look. These people are not just incompetent, they are heartless.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

SAY HIS NAME: Nurul Amin Shah Alam

Trump's immigration officials picked up a blind refugee, who walked with a walking stick last week in Buffalo.

Then, after realizing he couldn't be deported, they dumped him five miles from his home in the freezing cold. He died trying to make his way back to his house.

I hope the family sues the Government for $1 billion.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Two presidents. Same SOTU. Worlds apart.

YOU CAN’T MISS THIS. 🔥👀🔥

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I didn’t know the nice taco truck lady was lighting gas stations on fire.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: In an extraordinary and illegal move, Trump says he’s transferring $10 billion from the U.S. government to his “Board of Peace,” which he chairs and can use the funds as he wishes.

Where is Congress???

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

You own a house in Puerto Rico and fly it’s flag when it’s convenient.

Rather than saying “fake American”, just say what you really mean.

[Nick Timmer @ntimmer96]

@jakepaul You’re a fake American for moving to PR to avoid paying taxes

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Jake Paul calls Bad Bunny a 'fake American' for being born in Puerto Rico.

Jake Paul currently lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying American Taxes.

You cant make this up.

[Nick Timmer @ntimmer96]

@FoxNews Move out if PR