NotTheNineOclockNews

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"It's incredible such a cretin like this could become the President of the United States of America" via @youtube https://t.co/ljHvG1zHh2

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#maga #MakeAmericaGreatAgain https://t.co/4okZ1nC2nc

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"It's incredible such a cretin like this could become the President of the United States of America" via @youtube https://t.co/ljHvG1zHh2

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Constable Savage: Racist police @ntnon

https://t.co/xxFEcjzUbv

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@DonaldJTrump_i @realDonaldTrump @PressSec @KellyannePolls THE REST OF THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU AMERICA https://t.co/ljHvG1zHh2

[Duncan Lindo @lindod1972]

@ntnon @PositiveMoneyUK with the link! https://t.co/gk3BldLBy6

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@GeoffreyWhiteho @PrivateEyeNews @spectator @TheEconomist @CityAM ... an Uber-reaction!

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@GeoffreyWhiteho @spectator @PrivateEyeNews @FreeSpeakTweet None taken ;)

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#ripmelsmith - darts - http://t.co/1APrBN7Fl7 #melsmith

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This has all the hallmarks of a 'trophy pic' from those 'snappy' @419eater guys RT: @KiSungYueng1: http://t.co/XG5qIIW4

[Peter Merre #topicalcomedian @radiogagger]

Arsene Wenger's Fake Diary - Yesterday was April Fools Day, although to be honest i was still feeling a foo… http://t.co/TxE1QZhM #diary

[Debbie Taylor @ibensonceltic]

Kindles ruined at the London Book Fair http://t.co/tblKRxNQ #london #books #kindles #worldbookfair #autograph

[Skoob1999 @Skoob1999]

Psychopathic Sheep Menace West Yorkshire Chips N Gravy Campaigner http://t.co/7tieeTYy #sheep #yorkshire #gravy #kenmither

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@419Eater we ment'nd you in our latest spoof story abt disgraced Rangers F.C owner Craig Whyte with fake 419 email - http://t.co/0h8ONHal

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Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam http://t.co/0h8ONHal #rangers #hmrc #taxevasion #celtic

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Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 email scam - New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the… http://t.co/jkRErrRo #nigerianscam

[Peter Merre #topicalcomedian @radiogagger]

Football Association to introduce Centre of Excellence for Handshaking http://t.co/J9uQHFxt #footballsoccer #johnterry #rioferdinand

[The Spoof @TheSpoof]

Gary and the Gobsh*tes to reform after 25 years http://t.co/HJnfawPo #music #reunion #punkrock

[Paul Winterbourne @SidneyBollocks]

Liverpool Unemployment Shock http://t.co/bw1JLSNZ #liverpool #unemployment #recession

[Peter Merre #topicalcomedian @radiogagger]

Horse in hospital after being thrown from Lorraine Kelly http://t.co/8VIHHWbk #horseracing #itv #redbull #daybreak #lorrainekelly

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@SparkybhoyHH That would not surprise me at all, lol