Antonio

Where r u mothman

[Antonio @ntonioDel]

I romanticize over the idea of an alternate universe in which I hatched Shane from an egg and grew up with him Calvin and Hobbes style

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Just tried to watch a James Bond movie and wow, first thing that happens is he walks into frame and fires his gun at me, the viewer. I have never felt so disrespected in my entire life and expect better from a man wearing a tuxedo. One star.

[Antonio @ntonioDel]

Catch me at the bar talking about the mothman prophesies

[Antonio @ntonioDel]

@ayoungboi Hi should I tweet at you with a “duck dad” joke or a “feather father” joke

[Antonio @ntonioDel]

@Yankees And now I tuck him into his small bed since it's past his bedtime

[Antonio @ntonioDel]

@Yankees I mute the TV and call the game myself while holding my framed headshot of Paul O’Neill

[regular keith @ghostkrogh]

every time i think i've met the perfect girl it's three raccoons in a trench coat who rob me again

[chuuch @ch000ch]

can't wait to see the inevitable 'sexy presidential text message' costume this year

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

a large crumpet is known as a crombone

[katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134]

when you have a business meeting at 6 pm but a 48-point loss at 7

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

HOW COULD YOU