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[DES. @destinCONRAD]

a bitch like me love hypotheticals LMAOOOO

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Por que a gente parou de fazer camisetas com tecidos que limpavam os óculos?

[eliz @eliza___v]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Dua @Duakz5q]

females think the weight they gain after they get into a relationship is happy weight no sis that’s your cortisol high af from all the stress that man causing you.

[E🤍 @totallynotems_]

I be in y’all’s section drinking all the cranberry juice tbh

[V ØR VØSS @NL_Vossi]

When Sky+ first dropped that was the true measure of wealth. If you had Sky you were rich but Sky+, you were basically a billionaire on the block.

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[panda @kxreeda]

Hollywood has one generic African accent that they pull out for every African role. They'll spend months mastering a Scouse accent, but rarely seem to learn the differences between Nigerian, Ghanaian, Kenyan, South African, or even regional accents within those countries

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Excluding babies from society also includes excluding women from society but nobody is ready for that conversation

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

The yankification of the world cup is diabolical.

[Mabintou @mabintou]

Day 1 no M&S snacks.

[soli @solisolsoli]

The speed of jazz music, 50s-60s, by Francine Winham

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

I’m so glad they started the show by showing us that Jonasi died. #ThePolygamist

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I have to lose 20 pounds, clean my room, get a new job, be more outgoing, make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

[໊ @soysabil]

and for the lady, perhaps a love so pure?