jacob 🎯

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

Jesus I was not prepared for how long that list was gonna be

[🥔 @salzmann__]

Andrew Luck retired early because he was constantly getting injured behind the Colt’s O-Line.

In his first 71 games he was sacked 157 times.

Joe Burrow has been sacked 𝟮𝟬𝟭 times in the same amount of games. How much longer can he take that abuse?

[Richard Smith @Richard_ezio]

I guess it depends on the politics they agree with...

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

“free my idiot felon teammate who 100% did that shit”

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"you're sick for wishing death on someone"

charlie kirk😭:

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

Actually Biden sent them $10M to install these systems.

But they didn't do it because...they didn't like Biden.

[Luke Jackson @YaBoy77]

Could be a top 5 tweet of all time.

[Trey @YungTrey_23]

The Dallas Stars and the Texas Rangers are the only teams that matter in this city, Sorry it needed to be said.

[LC @laurencowling]

Mood today

[Ballpark Way @BallparkWay]

The Ballpark in Arlington, 2004

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

This looks like a man just itching to tell you what time it is

[Taytalktome. @talktometay]

Thats Because Chadwick Boseman Was A Real Fucking SuperHero

[𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌 @BigBoris76]

This movie is going to be filled with Fantastic Four propaganda. Don’t be fooled by it my subjects. Remember who the real hero of this world is.

Glory to Latveria!

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

Like, come on.

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

Guys, this is called a concentration camp.