How to sleep during a UK heatwave:
Open the window (invites 400 moths).
Turn on the fan (just blows hot air around).
Remove all sheets.
Accept that sleep is a concept from a past life.
Just wait for the 5:00 AM birds to mock you.
"I'm not talking about the referee, if I talk about the referee I'm going to get in very big trouble"
Bruno Fernandes was not happy with the referee in Manchester United's defeat to Leeds.