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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Just got accepted for a junior position on the leveraged finance team at JP Morgan

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Texas dry rub? that's what they used to call me in high school

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youre making her a Spotify playlist while she’s puffing on my curry

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Keli Holiday made women’s sports cringe again #Matildas

[Dr Rami @OziRami]

What happened to the lucky country? #Australia

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I’m prepping meals you never heard of, in containers you couldn’t afford

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The Transberries - Dinger

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Degloving Sarah Marshall

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I took a pill in my butthole

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Me walking into the cinema to see Wuthering Heights

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justin trudeau just sarah marshall’ed russell brand.

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one of my favourite things about Japan is that they don’t have Keli Holiday

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every reddit thread dedicated to suggestions when travelling Japan is full of the fattest fucking neckbeard weeaboo expats with snarky comments. I haven’t experienced this level of redditism when travelling any other country.

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Guy who has only seen eternal sunshine of the spotless mind: “you know what this reminds me of?”

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therapy is pointless. give me 10kg of onions to caramelise.

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my opinion is that keli holiday has very few of any redeeming qualities

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I’m an a LGBTQSA ally ✊

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Abbie Shitpoo

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Abbie Shatfield