jello

mediocre communist in th uk

[jello @nucclehed]

one of my exes told me they almost didnt get with me because of my twitter profile pic & honestly? thats entirely fair

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if i had kids they would be so messed up

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each new man in my life is a detriment to my continued wellbeing. thankfully this is a rare occurence

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help

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as someone of anorexic experience,

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favourite hobby is telling people who are also politically engaged that i’ve never voted before. all men are brothers but some are step-siblings

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too busy looking at my iPhone to notice the eclipse

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tonight i will be embodying the ageold character of guys who’s peed himself a little bit

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@GENDERVARlANT need to get more scared

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i think i need a stalker

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@Savoureye which illness

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doctor comes into a hospital room — first time he’s been seen since the recovery ward. he tells a riddle in a thick accent, but he tells it wrong. the riddle is based on wordplay in a third language which no one speaks.

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my transgender wife hacked her 3DS and made it bjork themed

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wake up. i need to know whether it’s possible to atone

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somtimes you get off the train &, as you walk away, there’s a small moment in which your speed matches that of the train leaving the station. if you look into the window at that exact moment it’s as if nothing ever changed.

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fuck all this - i think my truest calling is finding lost cats and (bashfully) collecting the reward money.. and no, i wouldn’t start stealing them. i’m far too principled for that

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so im hearing reports that i cant ‘come in’ something called ‘single sex spaces’ … someone should tell my wife!

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single sex space is a weird way to refer to the wank room…

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single sex space? yeah i mean if any singles wanna….. i mean. as in,