Cologne

[cobain @cobainxsantana]

i hope something good happens to you today

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[fawn @fawnncel]

april fools Never made sense to me why would you start off a beautiful month with a day of trickery . Just makes no sense. Why not call it april loves. April joys. April smart person

[𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗥𝗢𝗠 @KomugiCorn]

「Moon Ball Color」

[basil @blis5ful]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

[ɴɪʟʟ @_nill___]

Please tap!🧺👁️‍🗨️

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Economy Update

[PT: Psycho Tman @johnny_tmanV2]

What Glep is watching on his iPad

[Nat Purser @NatPurser]

a muslim man becoming mayor of ny on the day dick cheney dies. what a world.

[damn ass rock @nmjcu]

onion rings? I’m answering

[Pokémon Daily Post💤 @PokeDailyPost]

🍎

[moi @moidotdigital]

iCarly was right..
live life
breathe air
I know somehow
we gonna get there

[toXXXXXy @tomuprofen]

whoever made this stupid fucking button needs dealt with immediately

[SukeP（すけぴー） @MonsterOfSukeP]

ポケモンモチーフのヘッドギア

[super goober @supergoober69]

Me forcing my homunculus to eat cement so it doesn’t develop a conscience and leave me

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[FlexDaddy ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵍʳᵉʸ ᶠᵉˡᵗ ʰᵃᵗ @RealJohnWalter]

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[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

We should hook this thing up to a supercomputer miles below the surface of the earth and hang it up on meathooks and send searing hot sharp pain to every nerve ending in its body and make it handle simple computational tasks that are essential to the functioning of our society