Naudé van der Merwe

Riding around on the breeze.

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Call me by your name.

https://t.co/QpDVr8bHfH

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@Gina_and_tonic Hemel agterstevoor is hel.

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@karischoonbee That franchise is one of the worst inventions of our time. But it regularly pops up!

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Nothing will make you feel worse than motivational twitter.

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Again: being ‘into music’ is not a personality trait.

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@jossieu Go Valterri!

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Someone just Marie Kondo’d all our social media lives. #doesntsparkjoy #thankyou

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@ThatLani But why is it there then?

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@drfunkerooy Felix!

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@Gina_and_tonic ‘n Baard trim by ‘n nice plek is net so R1000.

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Anyone not marrying Christopher Meloni, like Julia Roberts in Runaway Bride, is unthinkable.

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@CarlaSchoeman1 Bok van Blerk se lirieke mag jou dalk hier help: ‘Dis tyd om te trek.’

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I can’t stop watching this.

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Some asshole’s get better. Some just stay the same. ⁦@piersmorgan⁩

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It's against my religion to cheer for an Australian or American sportsperson playing in front of their home crowd. #AusOpen

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When Hsieh Su-wei beats a Top 10 player, you can’t call it an upset. It’s what she does. #AusOpen

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@MrJoshCharles Jealousy is also real!

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@CarlaSchoeman1 It was me.

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@Gina_and_tonic Kyk.

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@jossieu I’d like to do Chef’s Table for roller coasters. Someone has to!

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@jossieu I’m obsessed. I was there, but Kingda Ka was undergoing maintenance. 😢 Did ride the best wooden coaster in the world, though. 😀