Aleisha Collins

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

At the Academy Awards, you can earn $125 by being a seat-filler for a celebrity while they go to the restroom.

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

After today I need a steady glass of wine or 5

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@LauraaJanee_ who's rattled your cage ehhhhhhhhh🐥🐥

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@_misslanabanana that kinda rhymed and I enjoyed it

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

I can't find my earphones holy cow kill me

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@JoeAboveWater I couldn't agree with you any more

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

20 photos that were taken at the perfect angle... http://t.co/ZZhxDA3Nd0

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@fushrooms PP, the course I wanna do only requires 180 points, 2 a levels and 3 GCSE passes, that's London College of Art x

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@fushrooms no like I don't even know how many I already have

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@fushrooms I don't even know how to get onto UCAS

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@fushrooms my dad is Ya boi

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@fushrooms sorry

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@fushrooms awkward

[follow @ktmasmith @kxtiesmth]

Being a vegetarian or vegan is not some sort of statement that you can slap in your Instagram bio

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@LTAmusic are like sex to the ears but better and I'm not really sure if that made sense or not 😎avit😎

[The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7]

Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens? Did Vader have horcruxes?

[Aleisha Collins @nudgeysmudgey]

@JamesToTheCraig this is amazing, I salute you🙌

[. @TeensEnvy]

ugly in pictures, uglier in person