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do people even read these

[Miranda Sings @MirandaSings]

SO CLOSE TO 3 BILLION SUSVIBERS ON http://t.co/Fd7AydB7Zi HURRY SUSCRIVE #MirandaTo3Mil

[lady gaga reactions @ladyreaction]

when your friend be talking shit about someone and the next day they be postin pictures together

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it's 2014 why do i still need to use a charger

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ok so how many followers do you need until people start buying things for you

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i sit around doing nothing 24/7 but as soon as i paint my nails i suddenly find 172817 things to do

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i miss flip phones because when you finished a conversation you could always dramatically slap it shut like bitch whatever

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someone: *says something*

me: breaks into a song that links with what they said

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i wish i was pretty and funny and had nice legs and a flat stomach and could run for 10 minutes straight without dying

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don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know

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if you have long hair i'm sure you've experienced a heart attack when your hair tickles your arm and you think it's a spider

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when someone offends you and then says "no offence"
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