-opens box of Cheez-Its that just say “BIG”-
@Rutthybbyrogue: “Woah, these are big. I thought it meant big flavor.”
Me: -just gives a puzzled look-
Rutth: “Ashley no. No. Don’t say anything. No. Hold your tongue. No. Just stop.”
“This is the best food I’ve made in my whole entire life! And it wasn’t because of me!” - @Rutthybbyrogue relishing over the @HelloFresh meal she just made