Bald chef

[BelieveTheTruth 🇪🇺 @Sam_BTT]

This is superb from Heseltine.

Gets in devastating swipes at both Johnson and Brexit, all in 81 secs.

👏👏👏

[Samuel K @SamuelKOfficial]

You don't get brownie points for supporting a serial liar and cheat then turning around at the last minute to agree with everyone else that he's a serial liar and cheat.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

All these Conservative MPs writing about how 'integrity, honesty & decency matter in politics' keep missing out the word 'suddenly'...

[Bill Bailey @BillBailey]

Suggestions on who could possibly replace the PM - Four chipper stoats and a can of Red Bull, a reasonably engaged Shetland Pony, a set of Occasional Tables, Sven-Goran Ericksson, 1 x Tortilla Bowl with extra guacamole + 1 Pepsi Max, assorted lengths of coarse twill etc etc

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

@Keir_Starmer Replacing a liar with a liar🤔 tell me of the 10 pledges again ?

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Today is the NHS’s birthday. If you oppose NHS privatisation and want to fight for the NHS’s future, please RT💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙🚨💙

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

Reminder for next 48 hours: Javid, Sunak and whoever else is about to follow them knew exactly who and what Johnson was three years ago and indeed long before that. They went along for the ride for the same reason they’re now fleeing the wreck: because it suited their interests.

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

Have a listen to this beast!! https://t.co/CVQgvGRLgk

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

Have a listen to this beast!! https://t.co/CVQgvGRLgk

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

@travisbarker Lol

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

I've just been told that the entire executive of the Wakefield Constituency Labour Party has resigned in protest at the national Labour party breaking its own rules and refusing to allow local members to freely choose their own candidate.

A statement is being released shortly.

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

https://t.co/PKeyQ1UhoL our single launch party on the 21st of may everyone is welcome!

[Deborah Hall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 @Deborah_M_Hall]

🤣🤣🤣

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

9 years old adrenaline junky🥰

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

Nice and clear today🏂🇨🇦

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

@TheBrooke00 Hot choccy with a whiskey in chef😜

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

Well🥶

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

@mark_wapples Seems these canadians have a sense of the ironic

[Bald chef @nuggysmalls]

Bit snowy today