nicole

overeducated, underemployed, and usually hungover✌️

[nicole @nuhcole__]

the next job rejection i get i am replying with this

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about to stomp on you bitches

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@marykatehutson pls keep us updated

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energy all 2024

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flew from oregon to florida so I could have a barbarita #chilisgrillandbarbz 🍸

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in my kitten era

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@Jsizzletha6_1 Big gulp pls

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I think my luck is so bad because I never found a four leaf clover as a child

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idk who scares me more couples who share a facebook profile or swifties

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these haunt me

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mcdons raising the price of a sodie from $1 to $1.39 is proof enough that i need a raise

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brought a digital camera to the bar to capture moments like this

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my dentist sent me flowers and now i expect this treatment from every medical provider i go to

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i want to know what all my neighbors do for work that let’s them be home 24/7

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who randomly decided it’s legal to turn left on red

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she deserves a moment

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facebook market place gets me again

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it’s that time of the year again where i only listen to the bangerz album

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have to play tetris every time i drive