Nuhi Ahmed

ig i'm finally ready for THIS toxicity :)

[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

@LawSikho A very insightful session

[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

At this point just switch to Tira, Purplle, literally anything else. Nykaa Beauty has become the worst platform to order from. The service is messy, and the customer support🤣Practically nonexistent. Save yourself the stress. @MyNykaa @falguninayar @AdwaitaNayar @Manojrjaiswal27

[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

Atp i just come home to catch up on my sleep

[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

need some fresh drama in life to get my mind off the stale drama. mazein nahi aarhe ab

[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

some kids need to realise there’s a huge difference between being spoilt and being badtameez

[krane @0xkrane]

Oldest coin, best coin

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[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

I just explained to my mom what an “ick” is😭😂

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Okay...hear me out...imagine a world where....you have to take a tiny IQ test, maybe a basic reasoning exam...you pass both....above a certain metric...and THEN.....and ONLY THEN.....you're allowed to start a podcast. Better world? Worse?

[Sucharita @Su4ita]

It’s kind of hilarious and sad how much we are failing to grasp that the rise of the manosphere podcast bro has been aided by celebrities agreeing to appear on anything and everything, because “reach”, and how much of the blame lies with myopic celebrity managers and agents.

[Jay @Breadwala]

Schitt's Creek aired ten years ago on this day and I'm realising it's been a decade since I've seen a show so wholesome, so witty, and just so perfect, all I wish is to just watch it and feel that warm embrace all over again

[Sukhada @appadappajappa]

🔥🔥🔥🔥✨

[rien 𓇗 @inkedverses]

read this book. DO NOT look up anything about it. just read it. it’s only 168 pages and you can download it on audible it’s only like 6 hours. do it right now i’m very extremely serious. you're welcome.

[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

So Aiburobhat is basically a traditional bachelor/bachelorette party thrown by relatives for the soon-to-be groom/bride

[mau @villainsaints]

i need hollywood to bring back these types of romcoms because today’s romcoms don’t hit like they used to

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

Pushpa 2 is not actually a movie. A movie is supposed to have a story, screenplay, a plot, an arc and in most cases, a closure.

Pushpa 2 has none of that.

It is a patchwork of incoherent and illogical videos, written by a group of people who have Allu Arjun tattoos on their chests and worship and pour milk over his photo every day.

Which means the entire movie is basically Allu Arjun roaming about doing Hero Stuff, speaking hero dialogues, to people whose only job is to line up in a single file and have the privilege to get hit, bit, stabbed and killed by him. Yes, he does all of that.

The movie starts off pretty badly, with our hero going to Japan for no reason, beats the shit of some 300 Japanese gangsters while speaking Punch dialogues in Japanese, leaving you completely dazed as to what the hell is happening.

And then it goes downhill faster than a fully loaded freight train with failed brakes

Because what follows is a 3 hour and 20-minute barrage of garish, mind-numbing scenes, which have zero connection between each other.

All you get is a series mindless fight sequences interspersed with random dream sequences, pointless songs and a raunchy item number which serves no purpose other than titillation.

There is no edge of the seat action. There is no thrill. There is no adventure. There is absolutely nothing.

In fact, midway thru the movie, even the director realizes this.

So, in a brave attempt to save the movie, he conjures a random sentimental story arc out of absolutely nowhere, completely dissociated with the main story arc, all for the express purpose of giving Allu Arjun the chance to kill more people on screen in very badly choreographed ways.

However, by the time this scene comes on screen, you are already looking at your watch or phone and are trying to determine how much longer this torture is going to last. And somewhere deep in your heart, you are also wondering what sins you committed in your past life that you are stuck in this movie hall, watching this movie.

As for the actors, Fahadh Fasil overacts and overhams, Rashmika does the bare minimum that is needed for her paycheck, the minister guy is ok and it looks like Jagapathi Babu accidentally walked into the set of the movie and got a role.

As for Allu Arjun, well, what he does is irrelevant, because he has stopped acting a long time ago.

As I said before, Pushpa 2 cannot be called a movie. At best it can be called a shoddily assembled collection of moving images consisting mostly of badly made reels and shorts with no common thread.

Pushpa 2 is just 3 hours & 20 mins of Allu Arjun killing people and mouthing badly written punch lines.

I don't know at the end of the movie you will get happiness or satisfaction, but you surely will get a headache or migraine.

But then this movie will also mint 1000 crores and join the list of Jawaan, Pathaan, Kalki and other such masterpieces, which reinforces the belief that you no longer need story or quality, to make huge money at the box office.

Any nonsense will do.

A very sad side effect of this, is that our future generations, will never ever, get to watch a good movie.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Not enough people are talking about the INSANE opening credits of the new Lindsay Lohan romcom

[BR @batul_rangwala]

@nuhisance Say it louder for the people in the back

[Nuhi Ahmed @nuhisance]

Blinkit’s range man🤌🏼

[Kiran Kumar S @KiranKS]

Kamala Harris is half Indian. In most countries, they would have cheered for someone from their descent running for the US Presidency.

But in India, it is the opposite. A majority on social media, are celebrating Kamala's defeat.

Maybe the Indians know geo-politics better?