Nujaid Ijaz

Live life today in a way that you won't regret it tomorrow.

[Max Firman. @Blankamie]

Pergi pasar nak jumpa apam,

APAM BALIK HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPAMBALIKHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Nujaid Ijaz @nujaidijaz]

NEW YORKKKJ

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Someone bought a lion on Ebay and this is what came 😩😭😂😂

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I'm a dog person

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

*hits blunt*

"Yoooo son, why is it called a "building" when it's already built?"

[Nujaid Ijaz @nujaidijaz]

@zairinzt boleh jeeeee. Memang nak belajar statics kat sane nanti pun.

[Nujaid Ijaz @nujaidijaz]

@zairinzt nanti lepas kul 4 dah free~~

[Abangla Beraya @Twt_Banglaa]

Bila waze tukar bahasa negeri kedah.:

"Teruih lagi bak ang"
"Dalam 200 meter ampa masuk kanan"
"Buto pak ang kan dah terlepaih"

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

Where does all the time go?

[Nujaid Ijaz @nujaidijaz]

Member baru.

[Nujaid Ijaz @nujaidijaz]

Even when you think you are, you aren't.

[chuuch @ch000ch]

police dogs probably look at regular dogs and think "i could bust your ass right now for public urination if i wanted"

[chuuch @ch000ch]

mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas
me: mom i'm a grown man. i don't need u telling me how to get ready for story time.

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I wish more people would realize this

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When a girl asks you to bring her Starbucks https://t.co/UcxCFlrFys

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i feel a whole lot better now