Chris Porter

Life is short, so eat, drink, be merry and
make fun of Trump.

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

Amazing game between Team Canada and Team Hellebucyk. @olympics

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

Every year more players seem to be going free agency as in they all want to leave their teams just for more money . Do any players really have loyalty anymore? At what point do you need that extra 5 million when you're already making $200 million?
@MLB
#mlb
#baseball

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

Ohtani getting special treatment all the time is BS. MLB cowers to his whim.
#world series
#Ohtani
@mlb

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@KNevelAuthor @MLB @Dodgers Yep.....USED to be.

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

Why the hell does LA and Ohtani get special treatment??? If hes pitching, there's no way in hell he should be allowed to hit. Every time he pitches the opposing team is getting screwed.
@MLB
@Dodgers
#ohtani

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@ztisdale And i think you're a great example of the deplorable US education (IGNORANT) system.

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@KNevelAuthor @WalderSports 😆👍

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@LADodgersWin I love reading these after the games are over, it's been fun trolling Dodger fans after they keep losing

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@TheCinesthetic 🍆

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@SGVNSports That's what you all said for every game....

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@KNevelAuthor @WalderSports Does it take a lot of effort to be an idiot or does it just come naturally to you??

[Jesse Barfield @JesseBarfield29]

OK, I’m rocking this Blue Jays cap today! And I threw my ring in there for good measure in case we go extra innings!! OK go get em Jays!!🇨🇦🇨🇦!!

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@ClydeDoSomethin Id rather get fucked by a hot curling iron then become a US state.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Brad Marchand is taking a leave from the Panthers to spend time in Halifax helping out a friend whose 10 year old daughter died of cancer

He’s coaching a U18 team tonight in his friend’s place

All-Time Human Being

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@Dodgersdryphone I'll give it to you, you guys sure are optimistic. I love watching the number of games you're going to beat us by go up

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

There's nothing more enjoyable than watching Dodger fans keep adding a number to how many games it's going to take them to beat the Blue Jays LOL.
#BlueJays
@MLB, @Dodgers @bluejays

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@Dodgers You talking about Vladdy I assume...

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@stayfreeCanada2 Option 4.....laughing at idiot and ignorant Americans.

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@Dallas_Brodie So.....whose land is it on? So when/if India takes us over, will in then be Indian??

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@Vernoluck So I assume anybody from that Astros team gets treated the same because the whole team cheated.

[Chris Porter @nukeop2112]

@victorioerwin51 @PadresStrong Ummm