Nuke

Successfully turning college grads into trap queens.

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I'd anyone around the casinos?? Stranded an need a ride a few miles from here.ASAP

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Cell phone full of numbers. Nobody to call on.

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I have a sweet tooth so bad!! For the love of God someone bring me some candy!! Lol but For real

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@cherise826 #facts

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@cherise826 Uh ohhhh. Ur phone might have an STD 👀 😢😢😢😢

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LOOK AT KIYAN LEARNING TO SMILE!!! I cried when I first saw this. FML

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Anybody wanna kick it wit ol nuke today???

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@cherise826 It's a bad charger. Be careful it can cause ur phone to crash.

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I'm gonna be that nerd dad for a man. Last night a woman said "I hate to say this, but my baby is perfect, and ur baby is even cuter.😎😂👼

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@Mason_Sarver Thanx man

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Waiting on my baby boy to get here...should be within a few hours.

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Sooooo 5 days before Lil Nuke arrives an we finally have a name!!!🎉🎊🎊👶

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Matt (when idropped him off at work bc I needed truck)
*"please be safe I DnT have insurance"
*me-"I got this"
*Flooded his truck.Totalled😂😂

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So this also happened last night... TBC

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When someone text u bout hustling but they got the wrong number. So u go ahead an play along an it leads to u taking a 36 from him.😂😂😂

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@CrackerBarrel Grow up and give us the answer to the worlds greatest question! Why did you fire brads wife!!! #justiceforbradswife

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U ever been so stressed an in deep thought that u didn't even notice the person next to u got shot?

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@AustinAustin25 U know he gonna take all measures to make sure that don't happen.

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@AustinAustin25 Nahhh he is. Way worse. Making post about me an shit bc I called him out bc he tried to talk Carmen into sellin xanax to him. Smh...

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@AustinAustin25 Normally I'd agree. But he barking too much. I gotta muzzle the bitch