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BATMAN the chubby dog. Official Nullmask mascot.

[dogwifmask @nullmaskmascot]

@AlexSkidanov will never know who stole the treats now.

[Alex Skidanov (alex.near) @AlexSkidanov]

BATMAN!!!

So resemblance
Such uncanny

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@MarcellxMarcell @heat they'll never know who I am now. unless @AlexSkidanov tells them I'm actually Batman, but he respects privacy.

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@heat All about privacy. #privacymatters. Obviously @AlexSkidanov didn't understand this when he snapped the photo.

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@Aurelius0121 a little privacy please. i thought that's what we were all about at nullmask @Aurelius0121 @AlexSkidanov

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Privacy matters, you'll never know how I feel or what's on my pc.

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@AlexSkidanov always grabbing photos of me like this even though he's all about "privacy"

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@AlexSkidanov what's the private key again? Struggling over here.

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#NewProfilePic

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Face ID: remove your mask.

Batman: we had a good run, phone.

Some boundaries are non-negotiable.

$BATMAN | dogwifmask #themaskstayson

[Alex Skidanov (alex.near) @AlexSkidanov]

@ViralityOnchain @NEARProtocol Batman is the chunker at the bottom left. He was a puppy when the article was written in 2016, old man now.

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@AltcoinSensei Can also hold $batman and earn $zec @AlexSkidanov approved

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@heat #themaskstayson

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Ordered under “Anonymous.”

The restaurant wrote “the round dog again” on the bag.

My identity is private. My appetite has a reputation.

$BATMAN | dogwifmask #themaskstayson

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Cleared the history. Closed the tabs. Left no digital trace.

Unfortunately, the muddy pawprints lead directly to the cheese drawer.

$BATMAN #themaskstayson

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The couch has been destroyed.

The suspect is masked.
The evidence is on his collar.
He has declined to comment.

$BATMAN | dogwifmask #themaskstayson

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Wore a mask to the vet.

They couldn’t see my face but apparently “built like a refrigerator” was enough to identify me.

The mask stays on. The diet is under appeal.

$BATMAN #themaskstayson #dogwifmask #nullmask

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Opened an incognito tab and immediately became untraceable.

Except for the ears. And the 40 pounds sticking out behind the lamp.

$BATMAN | dogwifmask #themaskstayson

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@NullMaskio #themaskstayson

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#themaskstayson

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The timeline went quiet.
The screens went dark.
The chubby dog finally fell asleep.

The mask stayed on.

Privacy doesn’t clock out when the attention disappears.

Goodnight from BATMAN. Find your own pillow.

$BATMAN • dogwifmask #themaskstayson

[dogwifmask @nullmaskmascot]

No face. No case.

Unfortunately, the trail of chicken nuggets leads directly to my bed.

The mask stays on. They'll never know who ate all the nuggets. #themaskstayson