what a lame gimmick 🥀

“Kumbaya Anabelle, Never hurts to help”-Eek! the cat

[dazzling @UtterlyVapid]

I will not be lied to that the 2000s spoof movies like EPIC MOVIE or DATE MOVIE are "actually good"!

[ً @prinkasusa]

25 years for beating a 3-month-old to death is the kind of sentence that makes people understand exactly why the uncle threw that punch.

[jovan @ehjovan]

family movie night and my mom will NEVER be going to get the candy alone again…

[⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @Tellyfckngo]

They deadass tryna force AI on us lmao. All these commercials using it. Get the fuck out my face.

[AL @allenauroraa]

kelp shake

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

you couldn’t even write a book called “the very hungry caterpillar” these days. it would have to be something like, “the very cunty caterpillar”. or “the caterpillar who served cunt”. because of woke

[peggy @misswhynowhy]

i'm assembling a team

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

just found a clown on tiktok who’s pronouns are He/Honk

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[punkscores #IR2 👻 @punkscores]

Wouldn't this just imply all straight women are misogynistic too 😭😭😭😭

[irα!! @solarsystern]

doing my part as the white person in the indian food group order

[𝐵erry 🍓 @berryzheartz]

LMFAAOOOOOOOO

[brandon* @brndxix]

flying cars they said

[kim ✨🩵🧡🩷 @kimothyjimothy]

dandelion girl really Did That

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[603° @demetrius3244]

funny how there’s no point where I won’t support abortion

even if you just feel like it, it’s perfectly fine 😭

[crawford🕷️🇵🇸 @NECR0PHAGY]

my version of the Madonna-Whore complex is that sometimes if a man is too beautiful I can only picture him castrated

[“alright now!” ηick @Creat1ve]

CAN YOU, CAN YOU, SURVIVE MODELLAND, MODELLAND—

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

Black man using the white mans definition of woke

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.