Alexia Dalmut-Rudd

people only really think I'm funny when I fart

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

I know you were wondering what the coolest dog gif is #dog #IndependenceDay #CoolDogs

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

@GIRLBOSS @netflix STOP MAKING SHOWS ABOUT ENTITLED WHINY WHITE GIRLS. Give me a character I actually want to root for PLEASE

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GINGER PIT CREW GUY IS HE GONE????????!!!!!! @RuPaulsDragRace

[Dave Strauss @AllStrauss]

Barista visa? Shit weather, expensive housing, currency low value and a dash of xenophobia. Form an orderly queue young Europeans

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

Reason #500 why I love #TOWIE : no one seems to know the difference between generally and genuinely @OnlyWayIsEssex

[emmm x x @emilyosbornexx]

If Pete really cared about Megan surely he should of told her about the eyelashes hanging off. That's not the kind of man you want😅 #TOWIE

[Alizza Bliss @Alizza_Bliss]

@GameOfThrones Me rn

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

@Marvel @Avengers Us right now

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE PIE SHOP. EAT YOUR LEFTOVER TURKEY YOU FREAKS

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

I met my now husband as an international student 5 years ago. Came back for my masters too. All I can say is THIS. SUCKS. https://t.co/TNrjMz6COQ

[The Guardian @guardian]

UK considers plans to nearly halve international student visas https://t.co/kilwmXoPCN

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

I can't help but cry every time I hear "No One is Alone" which spills my dark secret that I was a huge theatre nerd as a kid

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

Overheard today: "yeah I ate so many clementines as a kid bits of orange started coming out my nose" 🍊

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

It's impossible to rewatch the Sopranos without rekindling my passionate crush on Michael Imperioli #chrissy4ever

[Ines Pohl @inespohl]

The irony of this: While America rants, the #pope forgives https://t.co/QSd4Mcmjb3

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

YOU'VE GOT A COUNTRY TO RUN, GET OFF TWITTER YOU MISSHAPED MUPPET https://t.co/U4AVPiaJdN

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The cast and producers of Hamilton, which I hear is highly overrated, should immediately apologize to Mike Pence for their terrible behavior

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

Petition to have @JKCorden sing all future Christmas adverts

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

Having moved abroad I can now look forward to 4 years of answering for a president I didn't want

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

Religious views: goddess @AVAETC

[Alexia Dalmut-Rudd @number1crone]

yo who da f is putting their babies in a spacebag?!?