BobbyNumbers

Spending each day trembling under a desk Waiting for Donnie to launch a nuclear strike against one of his errant golf shots. Also writing jokes and sad stories.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr All you do is play golf, tweet and watch Fox all day. What is it exactly that you want a break from? How about you come sit in my wheelchair and do my exercises all day and I'll do all the presidenting?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You know that bag of guts'n'stuff you have to pull out of poultry before you cook it? Well that is smarter and more politically sofisticated than you could ever dream of being.

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@emilynussbaum It just has to be Sapporo. Incredible natural beauty, abundant hot springs, vast entertainment area and the splendor of its 2 winter celebrations. The city comes alive at night under 1000's of sparkling fairy lights and amazing snow sculptures spring up as the yuki matsuri begins

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Hey Cenk youtube has a right wing bias, start yellin'. #tytlive

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@Farrantula I too am a huge fan of Hachiko (the ko is honourific and the i nearly silent ...sounds like in English hutch-ko). Thank you for quite a few years of laughs.

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@DineshDSouza This tweet says 4 things: Tweeter does not know history, tweeter does not understand current affairs, cannot comprehend science nor the most basic examples of cause and effect and isobviously republican. And is therefore willfully ignorant or an utter moron. Guess thats 5 things

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@seanhannity I'm surprised to hear you say that, didn't think you'd pull your nose out of donnies ass to notice.

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@conrad_rr @seanhannity I think you need to set your default language to English.

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@MarciaBelsky I'm just wondering. Apart from a bit of cardio, what is it you think you accomplished there?

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@RepBobbyRush @Sarah_A47 Three balls and a c0ck.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr. Big strong men, powerful men have been coming up to me, tears streaming down their weather etched faces and asking me, 'Did DJTJ ever in his entire life achieve a single thing, including marriage without daddy's help?' "Don't be ridiculous Of course not.' I said

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@JosephMarionRa2 @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity When you realise your prescription is no longer valid.

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@mariesnylife @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity And despised by the other 250 million or so. Once again we win the popular vote. Are you all this stupid?

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@BadAsVlad @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity God is too busy layin' back, takin bong hits and laughing at a loop of li'l Donnies press conference.....like the rest of us. And when she tires of that she's going to abort DJTJ and his idiot siblings(Tiff & Baron are Ok) and give daddy a richly deserved dose of Hiv.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity I think what you actually said was ster-ER-oids. You brain dead son of a pumpkin.

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@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @MariaBartiromo Nobody cares Donald.

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@AshaRangappa_ President Bartlet was removed from office for suggesting the National Guard look for his kidnapped daughter. Trump is running around defiantly tossing sperm at reporters. Where are the monkey catchers?

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@AshaRangappa_ I think we finally know to what the phrase 'purple monkey dishwasher' was referring.

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@AnneMunition I really hate to be this guy but..two Giant Malamutes..dog hair quilts anyone?