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WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!

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@Bubblebathgirl And bubblebathgirl is a guy.

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@RyanAFournier Why are y’all so into crowd sizes? Chairs can’t vote.

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@Acyn And his followers clap like seals

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@Acyn WHERE IS THE FUCKING POLICY?!

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@ArtCandee If she would’ve just won her meet, we wouldn’t know who the fuck she was

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@Acyn But not…electric boats?

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@Alphafox78 Or…to live in

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@Acyn I don’t care if my candidate is speaking in front of 300 in a farmers market. Do you have a fucking policy, or not?

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@HegelwCrmCheese If he’s gonna treat his kid this way over an ice cream cone, just drop him off at the fire station, ‘cause you don’t want to be a dad, you want to be an influencer.

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@RRR0BYN I once found $120 on a bus and put it in my pocket. A week later…I got robbed at gunpoint. If he was my dad, he would’ve cheered if I was shot.

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@Acyn Then what does she think Tiger Woods is?

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@CyborgNinja720 @awfulannouncing @realScottyPimp @RandMatthews @AlphaJeffrey45 @ThePhillipHolz Don’t do this, man.

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@Lilblackbabies This actually makes the world love her…more? ☺️😤

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@ExposingClay EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN is trying to reclaim “weird”. One five letter word is causing a whole political party to meltdown.

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@sagesteele @MichaelRapaport If you really believe that, you’d probably still be at ESPN

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@Jim_Jordan I can’t tell whether you’re at work or not because all you do is tweet

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@RonFilipkowski 9/10 he’s going to cash a social security check

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@mymixtapez NBA contracts and most of them just go to the bar. I’d probably do it too

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@metalgearobama @ettingermentum It’s like a 90’s stand-up special on Showtime

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@jkarsh I would’ve snuck a few High Lifes from the “stash”