laura

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Mom told me (gay) not to call my brother (also gay) a faggot

[laura @numbllaura]

eventually

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[basti @69dagas]

amor durmamos en cucharita pero sin ropa pq las cucharas no usan ropa

[laura @numbllaura]

ser costeña y vivir en medellín es aprender que para los paisas solo hay acento paisa y venezolano 😭

[The Neighbourhood @thenbhd]

323-THE-NBHD

[smokeybear🧸 @_bitterbaby]

I’m so embarrassed by all the pathetic and desperate shit I’ve done in an attempt to feel loved, and I’m more embarrassed that nothing has ever worked.

[jon @delillostan]

Why does no one talk about how SJP gives an absolutely generational performance in every single episode of Sex and the City