Betsy Shaw

Former pro snowboarder, turned mediocre mom, blogger, editor, and crap housekeeper. Twizzler eater. Wanderlust is the monkey on my back.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Tomorrow!' cried Toad. 'I will do it all tomorrow!'

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

Long overdue--Black expectant parents: How to find a Black OB? https://t.co/KGxQqytkJo

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

Trump is the orange, wealthy Tanya Harding. Why have I never recognized this before?

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

White people will take onions to their own eyes and taser their own nuts to mimic oppression before they let equality happen.

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Yes! How astute. And your father is "Big Brother."

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@invadingduck Perfection!

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@JeffSharlet @dartmouth Ugh!!!!

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@DonaldJTrumpJr "Radicle," like "testicle?"

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

Bloody brilliant!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Scotland has become the first country in the world to make period products freely available to all who need them, after Parliament voted unanimously to pass a landmark piece of legislation on Tuesday. https://t.co/Iz1jA66QN9

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

Sense and sensibility! What happens when women lead.

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

Proud to vote for this groundbreaking legislation, making Scotland the first country in the world to provide free period products for all who need them. An important policy for women and girls. Well done to @MonicaLennon7 @ClydesdAileen and all who worked to make it happen

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

@rachsyme The Elegance of the Hedgehog. Cutting for Stone. And A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

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@rachsyme Ginger wine, for a winter whiskey Mac, or Ginger liqueur for a ginger-vodka martini.

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

There's fear and there's deference. Know the difference.

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@BabyCenterBlog

[CNN International @cnni]

A plush toy version of Baby Yoda — which stole people's hearts in Disney+'s Star Wars series "The Mandalorian" — joined the crew of the SpaceX Crew Dragon and hitched a ride to the International Space Station. https://t.co/K5xHnAH7UU

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

Salty glass and metal lollipop!

[Carolyn Campbell @_CLCampbell]

Oh hi, moose. We have strict instructions about your snack habits. #jasper #Alberta 🇨🇦

[Betsy Shaw @numbmum]

@manwhohasitall Skinny calves are a total turn-off.

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@jomalleydillon I am holding my breath, waiting to exhale with a force that will flatten tall trees. https://t.co/YbK4F2ByjC

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@jomalleydillon https://t.co/YbK4F2ByjC

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@jomalleydillon This is my Vote Joe anthem.
https://t.co/YbK4F2ByjC

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@JoeBiden https://t.co/YbK4F2ByjC