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[K @Damocleansword]

Sepp Blatter had a finesse with his own corruption. It never impeded with the love of the game. Infantino on the other hand is just a straight up jaguda.

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Gavi after realizing he can make 30 tackles per game because there is no red card rule

[Fede Rodríguez @federodr]

—¿Esa rubia cuántos años tiene?
—25.
—Uh, justito. ¿Cómo se llama?
—Erling Haaland.

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

Endrick: It’s my dream to win the World Cup

Carlo Ancelotti:

[felloh @ngughii]

Messi - 7 goals

Mbappe - 7 goals

Haaland - 7 goals

Ronaldo - CR7

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

haaland, nusa and sorloth: “release the ball quick, we’re through on goal!”

odegaard:

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

It was fun while it lasted. Que?

[Manchester United Fan🔴 @vibes24x07]

@LFC Give Slot a 10 year contract 😉 He is a legend!

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Serious people tushacelebrate birthdays zetu. Watu wa September - December you need to get serious with your lives, you latecomers🫵🏽😂

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

Bois anakaa mtoi wa @ChristineKeni

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

She could slap a nigga that’s across the room

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

@Cert_pennywise Someone actually reads my tweets

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

Death doesn’t sound so bad after all

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

@CigsMake I will

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

@Cert_pennywise Shukisha

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

Bestied so hard they twinned to death
#PopeFrancis
#JDVance

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today would’ve been Queen Elizabeth II’s 99th birthday.

[Eng. Kip @Kipllangat]

Dress code??

[lamineee @numbvoyager]

@wamb_ui_g Not really. But at least you are