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[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Wanna know what I use as a pet..... A piece a lint #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Wanna know what I use as a hang glider.... A Dorito #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Wanna know what I use as a bed... A match box. #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

I be whippin' my tail back at forth 🎶 #gradparty #turnup #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Floating on a cheerio down the cracks of the drive way #amusementpark #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Going to the lax game tonight, hopefully my tail doesn't get cleeted #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

My cousin fell down the sewage drain, jumped right in and gave mouse to mouse resuscitation #hero #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

So tired of asking for food all the time. You should know that when you see me to just hand it over! #starving #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

If you give a pig a pancake? What If you give a pig a piece of bacon #trickedya #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

People are so vulnerable😏 🍪 #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Tbt to overalls

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Tbt so fresh

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

I do the voice-overs of the Asian in Pitch Perect #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Need oil. Too squeaky #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

If there's sirens- there's storms. If there's storms- that means humans won't make cookies #pissed #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

#wheresmysister #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

Don't make a scene.. He might not know we are here #aplittwit

[Thee Bertha Mason @ImBerthaMason]

“@bhuntz32: Gracie actin like Bertha Mason this morning” wow okay is that suppose to mean something

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

I might fly away in the storm #punnie #mytailisapropellar #aplittwit

[hypotheticalmouse @numeroffmouse]

When the NHS campaigners passed out brownies, I wanted to ask for milk. But if I asked for milk I would have to ask for a straw. #aplittwit