the keto man

im mr keto

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@biggestjoel @theneedledrop there are even larger joels out there

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@mightydudbolt It's like poetry, it rhymes

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@OneWordPowerful @GarlicCorgi one of my fave episodes, Swartzwelder was a genius

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@BillPourquoimec so these people all started bands???

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@itsnotjess123 allod

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@hecubian_devil Fellow alcoholic here, the answer is "alcohol but I got a new system"

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@JFrankensteiner also if 19 years in the blazing desert sun without sunscreen you spend look this good you will not

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@JFrankensteiner why do ppl lose their minds over somebody having white hair. He doesn't look THAT old in star wars his hair is just white

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@zjfrank13 galcohol the alcohol for women

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@ZacB_MN Conspiracies or not I don't trust anybody for whom the military stuff isn't disqualifying anyways

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@ZacB_MN Been saying since the tattoo: this guy's background is 100% compatible with being CIA, he comes out of nowhere as the supposed new face of left anti-Zionism, spends the whole time since associating it with Nazis and misogyny.. I'm being crazy, but am I being THAT crazy?

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@timerube Went to read it and was shocked by this detail:
Apparently a NYT subscription gives you full access to not only news, but to Games, Cooking, Audio, Wirecutter and The Athletic.

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@terminallyOL "in 2010 the core audience for this came off as being a bunch of guys" ok let me explain somethin real quick

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@GarlicCorgi just had one beer with dinner officer

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@DaveNumber7 "what if voters couldn't read bills" as if CONGRESS doesn't already vote on shit they don't read

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@megannn_lynne @Srirachachau goofy transubstantiation vs consubstantiation gonna start the Thirty Years Disney War

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@WomanVindicator fr most the guys I know who do it don't fw women at all

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@hdha68ai3v27sgs @gayest_tone the Atlantic Coast is an integral part of the United States

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@JohnWakefieId @ettingermentum what if Trump was just yelling at Netanyahu so hard it sounded like an explosion