numetalkaratesociety

I do it all for the nookie

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The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!” And I’ll look down and whisper “Darude sandstorm”

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as a 36yo musician, the most rage inducing bait i see online is normal people earnestly liking bands i think are terrible

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me to the shawty on letterboxd: you know i have something of a “wild hog” myself ;) play your cards right and i’ll show you the “director’s cut” (im circumcised)

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apple names at the store in 2013: honeycrisp, fuji, red delicious, granny smith

apple names at the store now: sweet pink pussy, sugartoes, fat twink, jizz

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nearly vehicular manslaughtering an entire family trying to tweet “she jiminy on my glick til my martin short” while driving home drunk

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little known fact: the Q in LGBTQ stands for “Queequeg”, FBI Special Agent Dana Scully’s dog from the x-files

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goth deadpool

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concerts should have subtitles

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Harriet Tubgirl

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I’m not PC, I’m white suburban PC (only say the n word while singing along to rap)

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can’t wait for spooky season

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If I looked up into the night sky and instead of the moon and stars I saw a giant drone Deadpool face I would just kill myself

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@JustinWhang Head Control System - Murder Nature (2006)

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She hootie on my blowfish until I insert hootie and the blowfish song here

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Ugly dudes write the hardest riffs

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Hotdogs did 7/11

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Some men just want to watch the scene burn

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woke killed vinnie paul

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Oh

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Biker from Raising Arizona (1987), your smoke is too tough. Your swag too different. Your bike is too bad. They’ll kill you

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peter gaybriel or phildo collins?