Carsten Bauer

I reject your reality and substitute it for my own.

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@Number10cat Hi all, I would like you to visit my donations website, that I setup in my mother's memory. https://t.co/bFWBqIyfm4 goal is to reach $26,071, the same number of days that my amazing mother was on this earth. Even if you don't make a donation, please share #donate26071

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@MrJamesMay Hi all, I would like you to visit my donations website, that I setup in my mother's memory. https://t.co/bFWBqIyfm4 goal is to reach $26,071, the same number of days that my amazing mother was on this earth. Even if you don't make a donation, please share #donate26071

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

Hi all,
I would like you to visit my donations website, that I setup in my mother's memory. https://t.co/ngtXIoroFT
My goal is to reach $26,071, the same number of days that my amazing mother was on this earth. Even if you don't make a donation, please share #donate26071

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

History of the USA:
- King of England imposes taxes
- America declares independence
- Things go well for nearly 250 years
- America elects a moron
- Moron imposes taxes

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

A great internet provider.

[launtel @launtel]

Potato Jim interviews our new Head of Marketing.

Launtel would like to welcome @MichEal_Risky to run the marketing side of our business. We would like to prepare you for what's to come but we're just as unsure as you are.

Stay safe and always remember, Elephants are paint.

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@antibearthesis Started off trading at $160 and is now at $154. Not a big drop. The graph makes it look massive.
2 graphs, exact same data but the minimum value on 1 axis is 150 and not 0
This technique is used to make things look more than they are.

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@electricfuture5 @Starlink @Qantas awww you poor thing. Time away from the internet. How will you cope?

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@jimmykimmel

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@jimmykimmel
Shitter was full!

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@jimmykimmel

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@jimmykimmel Have you seen the new Trump Mobile G1?
Make America Green Again

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Last Trump call to Netanyahu

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@eevblog Come to Perth, we rock!

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@ZacksJerryRig @whatsinside Please torture a Trump Mobile?

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@RomuloBDias HAHAHAH
He's not wise.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

This clip is going viral of the new $14M paint on the Reflecting Pool peeling off just 12 days after the pool reopened.

Shall we applaud Trump??? https://t.co/8W5A0bjs0G

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@mjfree Grab it and sell it on ebay to a MAGA

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@analiliamoreno @CNN @CapLaloVargas If it starts to smoke, crew cannot access the cargo hold to put the fire out. That's why you MUST carry it on with you.

[Carsten Bauer @numloxx]

@WinRAR_RARLAB A bit late, but thank you for a great program :D