✨Botany Baddie✨

**eternal shrugging**

[✨Botany Baddie✨ @numosine]

@Shawn246149227 @WallStreetApes LOL

[✨Botany Baddie✨ @numosine]

@k1rallik Go fuck yourself asshat

[Alexander Leishman 🇺🇸 @Leishman]

hilarious phishing email I just got. 10/10 execution

[✨Botany Baddie✨ @numosine]

@aakashgupta AI;dr

For fucks sake, you people are lazy, try harder to make it look like you didn't use AI to compose a tweet.

[Fix Your CV With Me @_Bonga]

This, ladies & gentlemen, is state capture.

[✨Botany Baddie✨ @numosine]

@emollick Considering I even got this kind of output from Alexa+ a couple of weeks ago...

[✨Botany Baddie✨ @numosine]

@adic_9 Have you tried sublingual polygala tenuifolia? Similar effect

[Skely @123skely]

>Wake up.

>drink large 20oz coffee.

> take 10 nootropics.

> take nasal spray of more nootropics.

> inject some peptides.

>swallow 40 vitamins.

>take some lions mane.

>crack open energy drink.

> watch Opus 4.5 code for 8hr.

>talk to nobody.

>go to sleep.

Life is good.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Remember all this. This shit happened less than 2 weeks ago lol

[CIX 🦾 @cixliv]

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

[voxdafox @_voxdafox]

This is the stuff Fox News is covering while the White House is refusing to release the full Epstein files.

[Adelita Grijalva @AdelitaForAZ]

And still waiting…

[bishara @bishara]

THIS CLANKER IS USELESS

[✨Botany Baddie✨ @numosine]

@yousef_ki1 .

[Will Saletan @saletan]

Here's a neat trick they teach in authoritarianism school: If you purge the people who measure the effects of your policies (BLS, MMWR), you can just claim everything's great, and nobody can prove how much damage you're doing.

[Senator Cortez Masto @SenCortezMasto]

Meanwhile, in reality:

This is what Republicans are doing to your health care costs.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Whoever made this deserves an award!

[Novara Media @novaramedia]

Members of the Global Sumud Flotilla abducted by the Israeli military in international waters on Wednesday night are expected to be transferred to one of Israel’s most notorious torture prisons. The Ketziot prison, located in the Negev Desert, has been the site of repeated abuses against Palestinian prisoners.

In 2021, footage emerged of dozens of Palestinians shackled and thrown to the ground, while Israeli guards kicked and punched them in turn. No officers were ever charged.

In 2023, a 38-year old Palestinian prisoner was beaten to death by a group of guards who wore helmets to disguise their faces. Thaer Abu Asab reportedly received a blow so hard that “a piece of his skull fell to the ground and blood filled the floor of the room,” according to his brother. Nineteen officers were investigated. None were prosecuted. Five we simply transferred to another unit.

And just last year, Israeli Human Rights Group B’Tselem released a report containing the testimonies of 12 Palestinians taken to Ketziot since October 7th. They described beatings with batons, torture, humiliation and sexual violence, as well as lack of sanitation and food, a failure of the guards to meet their basic needs.

Israel’s Flotilla prisoners are expected to be incarcerated in the prison for several days as a result of the Yom Kippur holiday, meaning that Israel will not begin deportations until Monday or Tuesday. Clare Azzougrah, whose 72-year-old RAF-veteran father Malcom Ducker has been detained, was told that all were being moved to the prison because “there are so many of them and they need to keep them together.” She added, “But I don’t believe them for a second.”

Novara Media has particular concerns for the safety of its journalist, @Kieran_Andrieu, a British journalist of Palestinian descent whose six siblings live in the Occupied Territories. Andrieu had intended, for his own safety, to sign a voluntary deportation order, allowing him to leave the country immediately. Now, given his heritage, Novara Media fears his health and life may be in grave danger if moved to the prison.

The British Foreign Office has said it is “very concerned”.

[✨Botany Baddie✨ @numosine]

Doubt there is anything happening anywhere near this scale in the United States, quite impressive

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Massive scale of humanoid robots training going on in China