nu!$@n¢£ | Arichain | +

errmm, just a human....GCFKK64B

[Habeeb Abdulwahab @Bhibson___]

I attended a wedding yesterday.

Somewhere during the event, I was told to ask in public that one beautiful woman become my wife.

I sha asked and her waliyy consented.

[arvo färt @arvofart]

I love The Departed. I’ve seen it like fifty times. It’s compulsively watchable. Having said that: please be serious lmao

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I’m convinced that the typical lifespan of the human heart, brain, eyes, kidney and liver, eyes etc is at most 100 years

That’s when most of these parts get weak and stop working

Death doesn’t come because you are old. It comes because these parts no longer work as they used to.

If science can renew these parts every 50 years, we would never die.

[Medic Ozone🩺 @medikozone]

E fit no reach the number sef... be like them jack the figure up. Una don count Dr Joseph for 4 the different hospitals wey hin dey work.

[Nwaneri star boy. @start32496]

@UTDTrey Yes but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Hearing that Arsenal’s best player “own goals” is the top scorer at the World Cup

[nu!$@n¢£ | Arichain | + @nunce7]

Kung lao?

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

So i’m thinking of going into movies

What role do you guys feel i’d k!ll effortlessly ?

[Candley_vv🌸 @CandleyV]

Those white shorts we wore in NYSC camp, I can't even wear them outside, I'll feel weird.
In camp I wore them freely because everyone did 🤣.
So basically if we all agree, we can just go full Adam and Eve 🤣🤣.

[Ọdịlị Martins 🪔 @oneman_official]

My sales girl mistakenly sent 600k to someone.

We called and called, the number wasn't going.

I went to the local government for a court order, they said I'd have to pay 10% first, then after I received the money, I'll settle them.

I asked what's the guarantee that I would get the money back, they said none.

I wanted to pay them but their arrogance ignited my arrogance and my ego felt insulted.

I decided to do it the next day.

That night, I removed the sim from my pos to sub it,messages started pouring in.

It turned out the guy saw the money and has been trying to call me too but the sim was inside pos so it wasn't connecting.

I called him back immediately.

He asked few questions and sent the whole money back.

Their papa for local government.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Thierry Henry can lecture Ronaldo on the World Cup because he was won it”

Maldini & John Terry better get ready for their lessons from Mustafi then😂

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

I wish Mr.Blatter health and a long life, with the certainty that he'll continue to witness the successes of his favourite teams and players

[Immortal 🇵🇹 @ayomede0]

Did you know the context behind that incident? First, he was having a bad game, and before that match he hadn't scored in three or four games I can't remember exactly. He was also being booed by many Madrid fans.
That same season, he was competing with Suárez for the Golden Boot, so you can't tell me he was supposed to be happy with himself. That competitive mentality is what drove him to become the player he is today.
That was also the season when Messi and Neymar were helping Suárez score so he could win the Golden Boot ahead of Ronaldo. Why don't you criticize them as well?
It's always easy to criticize Ronaldo. Honestly, I can't blame most of you because that's the narrative you've been made to believe throughout his entire career. You've been led to believe that he's selfish, arrogant, and not a team player, so I understand why you think that way.

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

You do know Sky Sports and other media outlets are the ones who created the Key games?
They created it based on entertainment and viewership value 😔
It’s not the clubs.

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Norwegians doing their rowing thing in a stadium
Americans: this must be because of us

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Kevin Hart: "I moved to Los Angeles with twenty-five thousand dollars left... I owed about sixty grand to the IRS. I'm technically in debt. I remember walking down Sunset Boulevard and I was like, 'Okay, here we go. This is it. What now?'"

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Paolo maldini and John Terry better get ready to meet Samuel umtiti in the lecture room.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

FINANCE, SALES, MARKETING, IT

😂😂🤣

[azarias🇸🇻 @azarias416]

Drake is a genuinely gifted, one-of-a-kind hitmaker who has released some of the biggest and most impactful songs and albums of my lifetime. But his massive commercial success has created a false equation: a lot of people assume that because he’s the biggest, he must also be the best.

In truth, there are hundreds of MCs who are simply better, with stronger albums, sharper pens, more versatile flows, superior freestyles, and more compelling features. They just refuse to water down their art into the lowest-common-denominator pop-rap that dominates the charts. Authenticity and depth rarely get the same shine as mass appeal, and that’s why the gap between “most popular” and “most elite” has never been wider.