Simon Spooner

Puns and cycling. But mostly puns.
#LEL and #PBP ancien.

[Simon Spooner @Nuncio2]

I have a theory why people say ‘pacific’ instead of ‘specific’. Well, more a notion.
#1pun

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@FACupFactfile They have Élan as well.

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@DafyddTrystan

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@DafyddTrystan 5 sites

Jamie Watkins of Plaid Cymru won the local council by-election for the Trebanos Electoral Ward.

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@HalfblkHalfstck @Zeeeee_xx Sir Alf Ramsey not sane? He selected a RB who played for a team that came 20th in the 1st Div in the 2 seasons leading up the WC win.

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@IMcMillan Probably also missing one daisical.

[Gainsborough Trinity @GainsTrinityFC]

We can confirm that this fixture is actually Gainsborough Trinity vs Accrington Stanley in the Emirates FA Cup First Round Proper 🏆

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@roger_hoe The Manchester airport assailants in this news article about their trial?

BBC News - Man guilty of airport attack on police officers
https://t.co/aIxN0IR8NJ

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@IMcMillan The unprepared are in it to wing it.

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@IMcMillan You don't have a slush fund?

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@aboynamedposh Creepily close, you say? (At Liverpool, Saturday)

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@TimmyMallett AI doesn't think you did that Timmy:

"AI Overview

The image is a watercolor painting of a coastal village, likely in West Cork, Ireland, created by artist Avril McDermott."

[Simon Spooner @Nuncio2]

@IMcMillan Or banging bangers, luscious links, or wondrous wursts?

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@IMcMillan I think it's time to go

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@IMcMillan If music be the food of love give me Chopsticks.

[Simon Spooner @Nuncio2]

@ao 2 'failed' DPD deliveries when I was at home, yesterday and today. The 1st delivery photo was the end of my drive, the second of the house opposite. I'm told that there will be another attempt tomorrow, but that means I have to take leave. Not good enough.

[FA Cup Factfile @FACupFactfile]

Remember, remember the 5th of November!

Three clubs have played in #FACup with names that contain all the letters of 'Bonfire Night'!

Frodingham and Brumby United - PR 1914/15

Frodingham and Appleby Athletic - Q3 1930/31

Beighton Miners Welfare - R1 1952/53 (L 0-3 to Wrexham)

[Simon Spooner @Nuncio2]

@IMcMillan Achoo choo train?

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@SquaredleApp Musical thoroughfares?

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@watsoncomedian Are you already planning a Pontardawe return?

[Simon Spooner @Nuncio2]

@HMRCcustomers Thanks, but that is for people
- with a student loan
- where personal details on P45 have changed
- who do not have a P45
- sent to work temporarily by an overseas employer,
none of which apply in my case.

Or do I just say I do not have a P45 (because it is out of date)?

[Simon Spooner @Nuncio2]

@HMRCCustomers Hello. I have returned to work and my employer has told me 'As this P45 goes back to 2023 it is now out of date. Complete a new starter checklist available on the HMRC website'.

Can you point me in the right direction for this please.