paul campbell

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession http://t.co/SrsFoq9FXa

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

http://t.co/1ahZLKX3O6 Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/GVTUIM4SZq

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

http://t.co/f7tOYAPQOX Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/8sJrwpaetl

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

http://t.co/Lr6LIBapJX No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

http://t.co/UM0r3uACDx Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant. http://t.co/b9aufevz

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

http://t.co/clVM5yH8 Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

http://t.co/1egK2EqT Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)

[paul campbell @nuneaton]

going to bed....