NUNO ALMEIDA

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[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

mbway me 🫦🥰🥺😻

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

yall are so fucking boring

[N 🇸🇪 - 🇺🇦🍉 @BumbacComeback]

If Bulgaria wins, can we rename the country to Bulgaranga

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Am I crazy or is this the straightest Eurovision in recent memory?

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

Every May be like...

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

@grenfairy Like… wtf is happening atp

[virgo's groove 🍉 @kimjisoothought]

English king OUTWOKES the Portuguese government

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the robotic arms from the renaissance tour have arrived at the 2026 met gala

[Vivi 🦈 @dvmbspoet]

o vestido mais bonito da noite foi feito por um português? raaaaah 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🐓🐓🐓🐓

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

@msnbarros9 SOCORRO EU NUNCA VOU SABER LIDAR

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nah tipping culture is getting ridiculous…

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

ninguem fala o suficiente sobre “Same Ol’ Mistakes” da Rihanna

Obrigado.

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

I am OBSESSED

[Derrick Lumiere @lumieerrreee]

PULLED UP DICK HARD IN A MINI SKIRT

LINK IN BIO

[Derrick Lumiere @lumieerrreee]

PULLED UP DICK HARD IN A MINI SKIRT

LINK IN BIO

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

i just wanna immortalise this right here

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

@matildeecampos my 🚬 ass live-streaming the pope announcement

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

eu e a fofa esta queima a viver mas ruas porque nao temos casa 😛 @matildeecampos

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

gente que semana esta a ser esta 🤡😻🔫😛🥊

[٠࣪⭑ chloe @nyannchlo]

reopening spotify every 5 minutes just to be disappointed again

[NUNO ALMEIDA @nunonmsa]

spotify is DOWN when im BOARDING A FUCKING PLANE — THIS IS NOT HAPPENING